cummings

After a terrible driver, with a branded vehicle "Cummings Roofing Inc" was found riding other vehicle's ass, a new term was born.

Hey watch out behind you, that guy is riding all over your ass. Hit the acceleration so that guy doesn't "cummings" all over you.

by saywhaaaaaa September 12, 2009

cum

Sometimes when your (john thomas, the one eyed bandit)gets ill,he needs VIGOROUS excercise and fluids!!this may result in the vommiting of a hot sticky substance!John will feel much healthier and tingly as a result!:)

cum is produced in the monkey nuggets(bollocks)

geee golly john thomas!!why is your cum a funny colour? :S

by love monkey scott March 9, 2008

cum

The correct way to pronounce Vietnamese Rice.

I'm eating cum.

by soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi August 20, 2009

cum

cum is what comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it

cum is what comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it - stephen tries

by penis uncle rub cum October 9, 2019

cum

What you do every time you have sex.

Last night I cummed all over my g/f

by Seamus McCabe January 31, 2007

cum

cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!

by USAF Cadet September 25, 2020

cum

1.To shoot jizz all over the place
2. jizz itself

dude yesterday i cummed all over christinas boobs it felt so good
Ew i have my cum all over my hand

by OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!?????!!! January 31, 2007