Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.

“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”

by anonymous November 30, 2021

light crumb

A piece of writing that has met the standards of publication, yet is without literary merit.

"His last book was entertaining, but it was too light crumb compared to his earlier work."

by Camposito October 06, 2009

On/not on the crumb.

On the crumb - Being a gangster, standing on business, having heart in the streets.

He a bitch, he ducked the fade, he not on the crumb fo'real.

On/not on the crumb.

by deadhomiesblood! March 09, 2025

Cutting Crumbs

To perform a task that has no meaning or purpose to do

Friend 1: what are you doing?
Friend 2: balancing a clothing hanger’s tip on a nail
Friend 1: …you’re really cutting crumbs here, dude

by Your Everyday Plinko Board July 17, 2024

Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.

1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "

by DALLAS JOE October 03, 2018

Crumb Dune

When you would find a random space full of crumbs of random items

Guy1: Hey you need to clean your desk
Guy2:Yeah it's a total Crumb Dune

by Pizsaboy June 12, 2017

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 08, 2019