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Hot Craig 

The term given to being drunk, passing out and wetting yourself, before pouring a pint of beer over yourself in order to cover it up.
I was at a gig last night and got so drunk I ended up hot craiging myself.
Hot Craig by DirtyProtester October 1, 2009

Crazy Craig 

Individual who choses to repeat the same comments over and over again to instigate a fight, usually in an online pimp emulator. Such individuals are usually unable to produce anything new, and will resort to common name calling such as 'maggot' or 'whore'.
That newb tried to pull a Crazy Craig on me, but I knew better.
Crazy Craig by ThreeDMK May 28, 2006

Creepy Craig 

1.to offer a handshake in such a manner that makes the recipient get in really close so the other hand can grope genitalia and/or the anus. to be done correctly the pinky of the offerers hand must remain in contact with the navel. typically performed man on man.

2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.
Creepy Craig just strangly performed a Creepy Craig on my balls.

heavy craig 

someone who does hell lame things and is generally just the heaviest of heavy dudes. They also tend to suck at gaming and run heavy grant thomas shit.
Man that sucked, your a heavy craig hey!
eg. cale, buckas
heavy craig by tronfather June 19, 2008

DCS (Daniel Craig Syndrome) 

When a guy gets so drunk he thinks he looks like daniel craig, and proceeds to creep the fuck out of attractive females, in an attempt to get his dick wet. Mainly applies to people who look like the opposite of daniel craig, and think they are gods gift to women, but in reality are just an abomination to the image of man.
Brian went to court on attempted rape charges, but got off on a DCS (Daniel Craig Syndrome) technicality

Tweek x Craig 

FUCK BUTTERS X KENNY here we have the most precious ship in the world it is called creek (aka tweek x Craig) it’s the most cutest,hottest,sexiest, beautifulist, nicest ship in South Park

(The most cutest thing abt it is that tweek stops twitching when he’s near Craig..UGHHHHH 🥰)