covered in shit stains

boatloads of shit
my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains
by chodebitch555 March 12, 2022
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Coverment

This is what conspiracy theorists call the government due to all of their claims and cover ups.
I didn’t watch this weekends aurora borealis because it was clearly a fabricated light show designed by the coverment.
by Amy Lane 2 May 13, 2024
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Deep Cover

A cancelled Looking Glass studios game that happened in cold war times
Guy 1: Hey! Have you heard of deep cover?
Guy 2: Tf is that?
Guy 1: A cancelled game!
by 231231231231 February 17, 2021
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Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
by talamobley444 December 22, 2021
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“*here is a Sour-cream covered iced-tea can”

“means You are a very kind and gentle person”
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wrestle under the covers

Wanna wrestle under the covers? *wink wink*”
“Bro i’m gay.”
by corinwickesfake January 29, 2025
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Fauci covering

Things other than a cloth mask that fauci might want you to wear
A gas mask and a diving helmet can be considered in the category of fauci covering.
by Sexydimma May 30, 2022
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