cough

Head, oral sex.

Ay brother, yo shawty was giving me some crazy cough last night on king David.

by Hahahajejedn July 15, 2025

mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

The Chomp and Cough

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth

Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough

by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items

Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019

Fein Cough

The type of thick cough after vaping for a period of time, usually has thick, weird tasting phlegm.

“Ever since I started vaping, I’ve been having crazy Fein Coughs.”

by bababsjjibby April 30, 2024