Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010

Cookie Stamping

The act of putting your snatch in the mouth of someone else.

Yo, did you hear that Rebecca was cookie stamping some dude that pasted out with his mouth open last night?

by Joonbuggy April 20, 2011

an unlucky cookie

Jake paul

Jake paul is an unlucky cookie

by nacho cheese with sauce November 19, 2018

crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.

Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"

by channel_panel November 24, 2018

Pink cookie

The tastiest type of cookie. Velvety, soft warm, fun to play with eat and fuck. Yes...pussy

I do love myself a good pink cookie.

by Pinkcookiemuncher September 3, 2018

finger cookie

A finger cookie is after you finger your woman and give someone a cookie 🤪two sweet things at once

I just gave that guy a finger cookie, he said it tasted delicious, I mean I would like it to if it had delicious pussy and a cookie

by Bobby Dillis May 14, 2018

ugly cookies

ugly cookies a variation of gorilla cookies one who is extremely ugly so ugly you could put their face in some dough and make cookies of their ugly face

damn youre so ugly you should put your face in some dough and make some ugly cookies

by littlejimmie May 4, 2019