Texas cookie

when you cum in a girl's belly button and let it harden so she can eat it later

she really enjoies texas cookies

by Sick pervert 69 October 12, 2009

choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

cooking up a storm

to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.

Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.

by GoodGoode January 2, 2010

soggy cookie

a game when two or more guys stand in a circle around a cookie masturbating and the last one to cum on the cookie has to eat it.

waverly school likes to play soggy cookie

by amy mclean October 5, 2005

cookie thumper

A male who does anal.

" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".

by chewieyumyum December 13, 2013

if you give a mouse a cookie

This is a term used to refer to people who push themselves into your house as soon as you let them put their put in the door. Metaphorically speaking. If you give someone an edge of hope or anything, they will try to take advantage of that and get more.

Sally: Ugh...so my prom date wants to take me out on a date. Like more than friends.

Brenda: Well, if you give a mouse a cookie...

by Wise Gal March 27, 2012

cookie cutter

The term cookie cutter is used to describe anything that is mass produced quickly and of low quality. See cheezy.

95Q FM plays only cookie cutter remixes.
My friends RCA stereo is cookie cutter equipment.
The Yugo was a cookie cutter car.

by Andrew Kwiecinski September 7, 2005