Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.

Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.

by Camdelou February 5, 2021

coconut breeze

When you're having sex with your woman and she farts and you feel the wind across your balls.

I was screwing my wife and she gave me the coconut breeze.

by rekabla March 25, 2017

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Coconut shaving

The act of shaving your pubic hair into someone's mouth or anus

"I'm gonna shave my nut hairs into your mouth like coconut shavings on a fine dessert"

by engrayen July 7, 2025

Coconut Popsicle

what kinky bitches think about when sucking dick

"when i suck dick, i just pretend its a coconut Popsicle"

by 69forfree April 21, 2019

Coconut

An African’s semen

“Oh no! I have coconut all over me!”

by MonkeyCremePie November 28, 2021

coconut

Is not a nut

the coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut is not a nut

by olavored July 14, 2020