Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them
He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch
by Boiaa October 08, 2018
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Clutching [nutmeg]

The act of ingesting 2-4 tea spoons of Nutmeg, then experiencing the side effects and enjoying.
Courtney and Aly were clutching nutmeg hardcore last weekend.
by Kortni11 January 21, 2009
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The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
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Oral clutching

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.
Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”
by BuhryanPaynter January 06, 2021
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clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.
by Koi_Boi April 14, 2018
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stripper clutch

the act of a stripper picking up money with her pussy or ass cheeks
Rob was planning on being an asshole and picking up the money again to make it rain but misty went down and got it in her stripper clutch.
by kwaw January 19, 2014
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Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub
by Lil logma March 29, 2023
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