Claws

He... I mean you know what I'm going to say right?

Hym "He has claws fuck-face! The ultimate claws! Literally the highest form of claws of literally any character! Like, the entire character is a guy who has indestructible claws who can cut through anything... So why does he need to ram he way through, like, a regular steel door when, to him, it is literally made of butter? Did he forget that he had claws? Claws made from the ultimate metal? I watched Deadpool and Wolverine the other day. It was good! Beyond good! It was... Jizztacular? I creamed a little... But Gambit Tatum? Awesome. But the claws thing... Did he forget? Did he forget that has had claws? Like, the suspense of the climax is undermined by the fact that locked doors are literally not obstacles to the guy who can cut through anything..."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

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Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.

1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws

by CoachDavis July 2, 2020

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Pop claw

When your face gets eat to death, eating out a gal..supe.

Pop claws angry orgasm vjay Jay just ate that man's face to death. She popclawed him!

by SuperJ September 26, 2020

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Mud Claw

When you finger a girl's sphincter and get shit all over it.

My finger went in the wrong hole, and Suzie gave me a Mud Claw.

by Nikkiiuh January 17, 2024

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Claws for Hands!

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.

1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"

by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008

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