a religion that contradicts itself in its first idea.
says its monotheistic but actually pagan.
based on altered/changed message of Jesus.
at least 90% of the bible is not Jesus' real message.
genocides have been commited in its name because the white man was omni-important.
says its monotheistic but actually pagan.
based on altered/changed message of Jesus.
at least 90% of the bible is not Jesus' real message.
genocides have been commited in its name because the white man was omni-important.
christian: Jesus rocks!
me: so who is ur God.
christian: Jesus Christ.
me: but i thought u said he was the son of God.
christian: ya that too.
me: so hes the son of himself?
christian: no the son of God.
me: ok ok i think i got it hes the son of God but hes also a God.
christian: guess so..
me: so its paganism.
now i dunno if it actually states in the bible that Jesus is the Lord but thats the idea christians seem to have.
christianity.
me: so who is ur God.
christian: Jesus Christ.
me: but i thought u said he was the son of God.
christian: ya that too.
me: so hes the son of himself?
christian: no the son of God.
me: ok ok i think i got it hes the son of God but hes also a God.
christian: guess so..
me: so its paganism.
now i dunno if it actually states in the bible that Jesus is the Lord but thats the idea christians seem to have.
christianity.
by justathought May 19, 2006
Christian: I'm a Christian
Non-christian: Dude... that sucks
Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think.
Non-christian: *sobs* I'm so sorry!
Non-christian: Dude... that sucks
Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think.
Non-christian: *sobs* I'm so sorry!
by copernicusmike September 6, 2007
A religion which tells you to love and respect your neighbors and your parents, yet is centered around a man nailed to chunks of wood.
Christianity is funny.
by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 16, 2005
A beautiful religion based off of peace, equality, trust and love. Originally a sect of Judaism, Christianity believes in most things Judaism does, except that Christianity follows the concept that Jesus Christ is the divine son of God. Followers of Christianity also tend to have a very personal relationship with God, who is seen as a forgiving and loving God. The place of worship for those who follow Christianity is known as a church.
by FollowerofChrist14 February 23, 2012
It started when a nice guy hundreds of years ago pretty much said, "Hey guys, maybe we shouldn't be assholes to eachother." For this, he was nailed to a tree.
However, everyone didn't seem to be able to understand "Be nice" so they made up a ton of reasons why he said this.
Eventually this was spun out of hand and one question led to another.
Eventually it started being used to give reason to biggotry. Such as hatred twords gays. When the real reason that these christians hate gays is simply because they are different from them.
It was mainly used to squeeze money from followers (similar to Sceintology). And to gain more followers the christians decided to smear other religons, like Saitanism, to have more followers and more money.
They did this by naming the guy they blamed everything on Saitan, putting their nonsense holidays on the same days as other holidays, and even taking over the holidays of other religons (like Christmas).
Today it is used for, the mental controll of the population of America, stealing money from it's followers, making hate laws (no gay rights), making yourself feel better than everyone else because you belive the story about the cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father, etc...
There are too many christians on the interent.
However, everyone didn't seem to be able to understand "Be nice" so they made up a ton of reasons why he said this.
Eventually this was spun out of hand and one question led to another.
Eventually it started being used to give reason to biggotry. Such as hatred twords gays. When the real reason that these christians hate gays is simply because they are different from them.
It was mainly used to squeeze money from followers (similar to Sceintology). And to gain more followers the christians decided to smear other religons, like Saitanism, to have more followers and more money.
They did this by naming the guy they blamed everything on Saitan, putting their nonsense holidays on the same days as other holidays, and even taking over the holidays of other religons (like Christmas).
Today it is used for, the mental controll of the population of America, stealing money from it's followers, making hate laws (no gay rights), making yourself feel better than everyone else because you belive the story about the cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father, etc...
There are too many christians on the interent.
by GalenTheWorldeEater February 5, 2011
One who has received God's FREE gift of Salvation (eternal life in heaven) as a result of having faith in God and having faith in Jesus Christ who died on the Cross as atonement for the sins of every man/woman.
Many people in the world claim to be Christians; however, they really probably aren't.
If you are NOT a Christian, then you will spend eternity in hell. Think about eternity. It's pretty long. Would you want to live FOREVER in heaven with God in a place full of joy? Or, would you want to live in Hell with Satan in eternal pain and misery? Consider your options while you still have the chance.
If you are NOT a Christian, then you will spend eternity in hell. Think about eternity. It's pretty long. Would you want to live FOREVER in heaven with God in a place full of joy? Or, would you want to live in Hell with Satan in eternal pain and misery? Consider your options while you still have the chance.
by Charlie217217 February 7, 2008
A person who believes in the teaching and word of god and believes that jesus is and always will be the son of god and that he was sent from above by god and died on the cross to pay the ultimate price for our sins future and past alike and rose from the dead to be with with the lord.
I am a christian I attend Savannah Christian Church and study and believe in the teachings of god!!!
by Chyna Young March 1, 2007