Chinese Penis Trap

Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.

At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.

by 2drnk2fck January 27, 2007

Salad and Chips

one of the many shock sites, which on this one, show a dog eating out some guys asshole, while he has his hard on

Troy: hey dan look at this website, Salad and Chips, i hear they got good food

Dan: o really, lemme check it out

<dan checks www.saladandchips.com>

Dan: OMG i hate u -_-'

by Koks4U January 20, 2009

chinese obligation

An obligation incurred by helping someone, which requires the helper to continue helping. From the old assumption in the West that the Chinese do everything backwards and upside-down(e.g., "Chinese fire drill," "Chinese auction," etc.).

I saved a kitten from a shelter, and now I have this Chinese obligation to raise them.

by Shaviv May 5, 2004

Chinesus

Chinesus is the SinoSan, the legendary Chinese Jesus, the anti-Japanesus. A wrathful and merciless God, he does not suffer fools.

All hail Chinesus, for he is mighty!

by Jomi July 29, 2008

chinese water torture

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.

As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.

by KRHimself October 25, 2004

chinese food

makes you smart

persons 1: why are u so smart
persons 2: i had chinese food for lunch

by smartest person alive October 18, 2008

Chinese Scramble

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.

When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.

by ThatGuy123456789 September 4, 2010