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China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence
by PastaRolls July 29, 2019
mugGet the China Kinkmug.

China

The country that has created every single atom.
Everything is made from China.
China: We made everything
Americans: You aren't god y'now
China: Are you sure about that?

..... Are americans really SURE?
mugGet the Chinamug.

china ling

the beyonce of the world. super aggressive to boys. probably doesn't know shit about china and its language, but still calls her self that. True savage. The best out of the whole dictionary
by isabela cortez for russia April 7, 2018
mugGet the china lingmug.

sigma china

the most elite group of Asian men amongst the sigma chi fraternity.
by kjlj June 13, 2024
mugGet the sigma chinamug.

China bud

Ty only got dat China bud. Don't gimme that bammer weed
by T.Bahama February 9, 2024
mugGet the China budmug.

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