China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

China

I don't know why don't you lock the creator of AI in a surveillance apparatus and give him nothing but shit for his work and then see if you can win without him.

Hym "Oh! I'm a consultant now? Weird that I don't get paid like a consultant. What do we do about China? I don't know. But if you want to know what you should do about AI you need to meet the 3 factor verification process. Come here to me. Credit my publicly for creating AI. Pay me in accordance with the payment clause. And then give me a ride to a gas station of something so I can buy an ice cold soda pop. That is literally the only thing you can do."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

what brings you to the streets of china town

Something that 2 people say to take the piss out of will

What brings you to the streets of china town

Dogs I can smell them

by Not Ellis or tom June 16, 2018

china ling

the beyonce of the world. super aggressive to boys. probably doesn't know shit about china and its language, but still calls her self that. True savage. The best out of the whole dictionary

wow that girl is my china ling

by isabela cortez for russia April 7, 2018

Meta Helped China With AI

Yeah dawg that is super-treason you can't give that to them... Unless I control all of their electronics now, in which case, there's this cute TikTok girl that sings the Russian song and you motherfuckers need to fork her over immediately! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!!!

Hym "Meta helped China with AI? Hooooly shit guys! What the fuck Trump!? How about get this new whistleblower some security? Or does she not need it because it's the whistleblowing about stealing from me part that people are getting killed over?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

alabama china

Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups

Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!

by CainisAble September 19, 2016

angry china man

The "angry china man" is a uncommon series of species wich dies of hungry and eats dogs,is also very sexy and asks for bob pics and always gets them,NOT INDIAN NOR AMERICAN,considered the god of Asia.

angry china man is my dood

by donutofdonutsofdonuts September 25, 2017