captain cool

A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.

Man.. Did you see Captain Cool's post on why Akon-ymous is a douchebag? i did.

by Jonny Saunders April 3, 2007

Captain Kirk

1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.

2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.

3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album

Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass

by Nkd K3v August 17, 2011

Captain

The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.

Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!

by candy_mountain November 14, 2012

Captain Sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez with a goatee added.

"When she was done sailing with Cap'n Morgan, Captain Sanchez took the wheel and ventured for dirty territories."

by Har Har September 15, 2003

Canoe Captain

a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.

Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.

by spike001 April 17, 2006

The Captain

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005