Change The Tires

"Change The Tires" or "Changing The Tires" refers to replacing the damaged aluminium foil cone on a homemade temporary weed pipe.

Friend: "Hurry up I haven't had a cone in ages"

Me: "Sorry mate I need to change the tires"

Friend: "Hurry up man"

by Hobane February 15, 2018

chang chong

The sound aisan and Chinese people make when actively shiting on a dick

Also a spoon when you throw it down the stairs

Ah, ah, oh... CHANG CHONG!!!!!!

by Poe_i_Think January 3, 2018

Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.

"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016

schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...

Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...

by Shynehigh January 8, 2021

Head-Change

You know when you’re giving head to two people and you have the switch the dick you’re sucking? You announce head-change and it’s all alright.

guy 1: YEA SUCK IT
guy 2: I NEED HER

girl: head-change

by godzilladick77 May 27, 2019

tissue change

Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.

Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.

by M$NEY M$KER May 20, 2018

Doodie Chang

Another way of saying "drawl" or "shit". It is most commonly used when something bad happens to you or a friend.

Friend one - "i failed the test"
Friend two - "Oh doodie chang"

by jewshe bag October 3, 2009