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Caucacious

Something so egregiously stupid or ignorant in its excess that only a privileged white person with little self-awareness would consider normal or acceptable.
"I would spend a caucacious amount of money to see Daft Punk perform live."
by pevinkarker April 27, 2023
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Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 25, 2023
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"Steve, a typical canuck, apologized profusely after he got stabbed by an Indian immigrant who took his job and family doctor"
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caucasian fuckery

An injustice done to a person place or thing by a white person.
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A great way to describe cocaine and people have no clue . . . . Until now . . . .
Hey, you know if Caucasian is around?
by LAURENT LÉVÊQUE September 3, 2023
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Caucasity

When a person of Caucasian origin makes a really out of pocket comment to a minority group.
"The caucasity of some white people is insane."
by LeBigMac September 30, 2023
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caucasian activites

When a wigga do some dumb shit, usually in shows, movies, and videos. These dumbass niggas have a IQ of the square root of -1.
Look at this wigga doing caucasian activites…dumbass.
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