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Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.
The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
by scodder April 30, 2010
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san carlos

by eggish April 11, 2021
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Carlo's Law

The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.
Carlo: I know you like ____
Davis: I'm calling Carlo's Law!
Carlo: Shutup
by Jahsehington November 13, 2019
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Carlo Oropeza

He is a tennis trash can who only entered varsity because his dad is the coach. He sucks wee wee. And he stupid AF.
Fuck Carlo oropeza is playing. Shit we lost.
by Ancdefgijklmnopqrstuvwxyz October 28, 2019
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carlos slut

A word for Carlos S.
He likes to get girls pregnant easily👶 He's nice but don't trust him🙅 he can easily make u pregnant🙇 most girls are losing their virginity at 11 with Claros
Carlos slut is getting Christina pregnant watch.
by Melanie03 July 24, 2014
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Carlos Kabiling

PERSON THAT SLEEPS ALL DAY AND THEYRE NOT LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON IN DA WORLD.

PERSON WHO DRINKS ALL DAY AND LOVES HIS BABA
*Person*: Yo get some rest

*Carlos Kabiling*: WHY WOULD I SLEEP NOW? I'M NOT LIKE CARLOS I DONT SLEEP ALL DAY AND DRINK MY BABA
by Dharrel November 5, 2020
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Carlos in azoria

Carlos and azoria are the most beautiful couple in the world they are meant for each other.

Carlos in azoria
by Tay the best December 1, 2021
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