snuff the candle

When a man is masturbating and he whipes off his cum using the inside of his shorts/underwear

I heard my mom coming, and I just finished, I panicked and quickly had to snuff the candle

by Cyncali January 4, 2017

holding the candle

Third wheeling

Having no real purpose in the moment

Me: *watches friends make out*
Random to me: “ah shame man you’re holding the candle”

by Add me on fortnite May 31, 2018

Lick the candle whick

Do it.

Oh, you refuse to lick the candle whick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said do it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Linku Chan December 3, 2020

Careless Whisper

When you tell your date that you have a secret to tell her, you say close your eyes... you then proceed to pull your pants down and your cheeks apart. Position your butthole 1-3 inches away from their nostrils and let an airy fart out. This is a careless whisper. RIP George Michael

I wasn’t sure if my careless whisper would scare her off, but after her pink eye cleared up she lifted the restraining order.

by The_hard_truth June 6, 2020

Burning the candle both ends

To give oral sex and receive anal sex at the same time - a spit roast. The candle in question is a penis, or man made substitute such as a strap-on dildo.

Jon loves burning the candle both ends, it keeps him up all night.

by stusx10 January 11, 2018

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

Amish Candlestick

A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.

"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"

by Father Odenkirk August 29, 2007