canadian handshake

A Canadian Handshake is actually a reach-around. It can be done on both sexes; on a guy it's a handjob from behind, on women it's a pussy/clit fondling/fingering from behind.

"Laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a Canadian Handshake without anyone noticing."

by lagmeister January 11, 2009

Canadian redneck

A redneck that possesses all the positive traits of a typical American redneck such as creativeness and handiness, but none of the bad traits such as violence or racism.

Red Green is obviously a Canadian redneck..

by Habanero907 December 7, 2015

Canadian Switchblade

An empty beer bottle, broken and used as a knife in a fight.

This hoser was really pissin me off so I smashed my beer bottle and stabbed him with the ole Canadian Switchblade...

by Ewan Whatarmy March 27, 2010

Canadian Destroyer

1. A wrestling move popularized in America by Canadian wrestler Petey Williams. Basically, the opponent backdrops the executor who hangs on and flips the opponent into a piledriver.

2. A person who destroys Canadians.

1. I totally marked out when Petey did the Canadian Destroyer on A.J. Styles.

by Tromaville February 26, 2006

Canadian Goggles

The act of a male placing his ballsack on his girlfriend's eyes.

My girlfriend wanted to see better, so I gave her a pair of Canadian goggles.
My balls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn't see through Canadian Goggles!

by RG Destroyer May 8, 2009

French-Canadian

Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.

He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.

Wow! he is so French-Canadian, he's very nice

by Maevane March 5, 2011

Canadian Blubberwhale

The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).

"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."

by The Backspacer April 26, 2010