by envia February 5, 2010
Get the Canadas History mug.1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping
2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.
3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.
3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
by HighSnowLordofTheBlowLands February 6, 2010
Get the Canadas History mug.A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).
Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
by drrary February 17, 2010
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Get the Canadas History mug.by scubaprezident February 4, 2010
Get the canadas history mug.A sexual act in which a jug of maple syrup is poured inside one person's anus by the other, from which point the pourer places his penis inside the anus of the pouree and begins to perform sexual intercourse while in a jackhammer position.
While this act of sexual intercourse is being performed, the man turns around (while his penis is still inside the anus) and releases his bowels onto the woman, as she does the same. This explosion and subsequent dripping of maple syrup, fecal matter, and semen is culminated with the Stanley Cup being filled with these contents, and the national anthem of Canada being sung by both involved parties, who procede to drink from the Cup.
While this act of sexual intercourse is being performed, the man turns around (while his penis is still inside the anus) and releases his bowels onto the woman, as she does the same. This explosion and subsequent dripping of maple syrup, fecal matter, and semen is culminated with the Stanley Cup being filled with these contents, and the national anthem of Canada being sung by both involved parties, who procede to drink from the Cup.
by Richard Nixon, D.F.A. February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's history mug.its getting ten men in one room with the Stanley cup,and maple syrup.Its a combination of an orgy,tossing a salad,and some weird porn movie your step-dad showed you when you were 3.I don't think that it should be described.I will only say it's the donkey show of the north
by jimmy dean breakfast February 5, 2010
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