Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.
That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.
by EvenMore March 5, 2012
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Crispy

"Tinu's dressing sense just way too crispy, bro, I don't even canola oil"
by Lil Nikul February 19, 2019
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Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.
A: want sum fried chicken crispy wings bro
B: yea sure
A: crunch
B: crunch
by Smiley man •̀͜•́ April 25, 2022
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Crispy

If something is cool it's crispy
Person 1 :Hey vro that's a crispy douche flute

Person 2 : Thanks vro
by lil degenerate April 21, 2017
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Crispy Boi

The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.
You have have anything to drink?

Yea i have a few crispy bois in the fridge, go grab yourself one.
by BASS333 April 12, 2021
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Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018
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Crispy Revenge

Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..
by dxshy-chan July 16, 2021
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