ashdon cook

gay ass bitch who looks like fat albert reborn

ashdon cook likes dick.

by nonjoefnjofnjofanj December 06, 2021

raz cooke

A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.

Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.

Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.

by Narreik September 21, 2023

Joel Cook

A very small minded person who consistently lies about the size of his penis and tries to pay male prostitutes for sexual favors.

I went to have sex with this guy the other day and he Joel cooked me on his size.

by The wise And All Knowing August 24, 2019

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

Gabe Cook

He’s really sexy and loves the boys.

Hey it’s Gabe Cook! What a hotty.

by StonkyKong August 06, 2019

astrological cooking

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.

I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.

by Sexydimma September 04, 2022

Astrological cooking

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

by Sexydimma September 02, 2022