Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015

slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

by KC34 June 21, 2017

Rage-clean

When your girlfriend decides that your room is anything but a habitable place for humans and then proceeds to rearrange all of your belongings in an unfamiliar order and washes your clothes in a rage of fury, not even separating the colours and blacks from the whites.

Your fault buddy.

Person 1: Oh my god, I came home and my room was fucking clean man
Person 2: Really why is that a problem?
Person 1: My girlfriend rage-cleaned and now I actually have to use my wardrobe...
Person 2: Gee, what a conundrum
Person 1: THERE'S LINT ON MY WHITE CLOTHES
Person 2: Maybe you should have washed your own clothes?
Person 1: It's ORGANISED CHAOS

by davo420 July 4, 2021

Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.

I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.

by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013

Brand Clean

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.

by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022