Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.

"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016

Chang Belly

Chang Belly or "Elephant Belly". When you drink too much beer and get fat like an elephant in Thailand.

Evan, you are getting a chang belly from all of the beer that you are consuming.

by Etaylor858 December 31, 2016

Change The Tires

"Change The Tires" or "Changing The Tires" refers to replacing the damaged aluminium foil cone on a homemade temporary weed pipe.

Friend: "Hurry up I haven't had a cone in ages"

Me: "Sorry mate I need to change the tires"

Friend: "Hurry up man"

by Hobane February 15, 2018

tissue change

Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.

Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.

by M$NEY M$KER May 20, 2018

chang chong

The sound aisan and Chinese people make when actively shiting on a dick

Also a spoon when you throw it down the stairs

Ah, ah, oh... CHANG CHONG!!!!!!

by Poe_i_Think January 3, 2018

Doodie Chang

Another way of saying "drawl" or "shit". It is most commonly used when something bad happens to you or a friend.

Friend one - "i failed the test"
Friend two - "Oh doodie chang"

by jewshe bag October 3, 2009

schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...

Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...

by Shynehigh January 8, 2021