Benjamin

has dated almost everyone

dont just dont try rebecca dont
just over all has dated everyone

Benjamin why just seriously a 3rd grader

he is probably dating ur best friend behind ur back but u would not know

by #NotSendra December 21, 2017

Benjamin Johnson

A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi

Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons

by Littleboobookittyfuck July 3, 2018

Benjamin

A person with an Afro, A fatneek thicc as hell, eats anything, gorgeous titties, the embodiment of beauty, says the n word even though he cannot, has no ethical filter will say anything. (Likes KFC)(Might have a black kink)

"Nigga come over here", said Benjamin.
"you can't says that you benjamin"
"give me food you moon cricket"

by Captain Benjamin November 3, 2020

benjamin strachan

a fruity don/pedophile who sends videos of him squeezing bed sheets to turn on little girls, kind hearted man and one thing he loves to express is that he is 110% gay

benjamin strachan is a fruity don

by sussy bala November 21, 2021

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

Benjamin

An annoying boy dat is a freakin retart he gets me triggerd every 4th period

BENJAMIN STOP

by Error Sans is bae <3 October 6, 2017

Benjamin

He a tall handsome with the most amazing eyes. He enjoys art tattoos and spending time with his lady. He is very kind generous and overall a great guy. He will always have your back any girl would be luck to have him.

Benjamin and I go way back.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 30, 2020