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bullshit

-Crap
-The stuff coming out of a bulls ass
-Drivel
`The Iraqi people have got weapons of mass destruction!`
-`Oh no, that is bullshit`
by Jhonssens December 23, 2007
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Ballzheimers

When a man forgets earlier sexual conquests and can't recall names, events, etc.
Marcus: Dude, what was the name of that girl I fucked the other night?

Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!
by BerkleeBen June 26, 2009
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Bullshit

Donald trump is bullshit
by Lilemopotato February 23, 2017
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bullshit

Entirely false information often solicited by Jehovah Witnesses, politicians, and common everyday hicks. Also as a verb: soliciting said information.
My, George W. , what a great Bullshiter you are.
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Am. hist. teacher:"Now, why did you choose to take Am. Hist.?"
student:"I like learning about those who made our country what it is."
teacher:"what excellent bullshit
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bullshit

"People these days always call it "anal intercourse" or "anal rape." Bullshit. Cornhole. It's a man's word: shotgun, chainsaw, cornhole." -George Carlin
by :Plolzugotzcornholedz August 13, 2010
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bullshit

cross breed between a bulldog and a shi tzu
person 1: hey dude what kind of dog is that?
person 2: its a bullshit
by wolfwes April 13, 2008
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bullshit card

this would be an imaginary card I would pull out of the air, that states what you just told me was complete bullshit? a lie.
My co worker told me that he had sex 41 times in 24 hours. I told him, I'm pulling the bullshit card on that story.
by maddmann72 November 11, 2013
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