Breakfast Buns

The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.

So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.

by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019

breakfaster

The coolest person in existence. Yep, that's it.

Person: Hey, who's that cool guy?
Person 2: He must be a BreakFaster!

by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020

Breakfast Pizza

During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.

"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."

"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."

by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021

breakfastasuka

A person that likes South Park…. But their really cool so you better like them…..😡😡 their also a asuka kinnie..

Person 1: hey wanna know something cool!
Person 2: ya what?
Person 1: I’m mutuals with breakfastasuka

by asukakinniereals December 27, 2022

roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...

"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009

White breakfast

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.

Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...

by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010

Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.

Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.

by ServingLouie May 7, 2011