Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb

Fuck you Brandon!

by Miacat123 May 20, 2019

Brandon

Big gei

Brandon is da big gei

by Brando da Pedo May 21, 2019

Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.

Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”

by GG4U May 21, 2019

Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”

“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

“Seriously Brandon?!?”

by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019

Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person

Omg, Brandon is soo funny

by sexy mommy June 4, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake

Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/

by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019

Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019