Tom Brady Syndrome

When an superstar athlete refuses to retire and let the new generation have their time
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The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.
Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!
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greg brady eyebrows

eyebrows that are REALLY CLOSE to being a unibrow, but aren't quite there. they have to be really bushy, but not yet touching. you would have to be very attractive to pull these eyebrows off
"wow did you see joes eyebrows this morning?"
"no what happened to them?"

"they went all Greg Brady eyebrows on him, it's almost just one eyebrow!"
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lazy Tom Brady

To use a rifle mounted grenade launcher (a noob tube) to shoot across a map on an online game and get a random kill.
This is most frequent in the games, Modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2, or a real life bad ass.
Damn dude, i fuckin lazy Tom Bradied that shit and got a double kill. that was a good lazy tom brady
by i couldnt find another name January 24, 2010
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jan brady walk

When someone (usually a girl) walks while bobbing their head side-to-side making their hair move funny. See Jan Brady and in particular, the Brady Bunch movie.
Guy 1: Who's that chick? Why's she walking so funny?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got that Jan Brady walk going on. Weird.
by Gargy B March 26, 2008
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Brady Bunch Syndrome

Someone who has ongoing fantasies about the new step children and in-laws melding together into a cohesive family unit even though the family members of your new spouse think you and your children are pieces of shit... and you and your children continually prove them to be correct.
What the hell was he thinking when he married that obnoxious sarcastic bitch? That leech has the Brady Bunch Syndrome and keeps trying to force herself and her demon offspring into our family functions; and every time they're around they just throw insults and try to start fights.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
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Tom brady

Did you see tom Brady fucking comeback and win the fucking game against peice of shit Matt Ryan and the little bitch ass fucking falcons
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