A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.
Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.
by BMc68 December 21, 2020
Get the bowl slappermug. I can't wait to get my bowl of Sprague this morning.
I'm so hungry Steve, you wanna come and get a bowl of Sprague with me.
I'm so hungry Steve, you wanna come and get a bowl of Sprague with me.
by shutermcgavin February 6, 2021
Get the Bowl of Spraguemug. The rancid stench that firms in a person's mouth after smoking weed (specifically a bowl or bong). It smells like a cross between cigarette breath and the terrible whiff of a NY sewer. It's especially worse when you're within close quarters of a person with bowl breath, whether its riding in a car or laying in bed 10 inches from your fucking face.
"Let me get a kiss goodnight, baby."
"Your bowl breath is so bad I literally want to punch you right now."
"Your bowl breath is so bad I literally want to punch you right now."
by klippel91 October 21, 2014
Get the Bowl Breathmug. by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
Get the Manute Bowlmug. Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row
by 8-7 October 17, 2018
Get the Holy bowlmug. I didn't wear my wrist strap when I was playing Wii Bowling and now there is a Wii sized remote hole in my TV`
by 8tb39q4 g March 10, 2020
Get the Wii Bowlingmug. Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”
by Kindgenius August 30, 2020
Get the Blast The Bowlmug.