Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009

Anal Blowjob

while in the process of anal sex, your woman lets rip the biggest and wettest fart ever!!

Founded by arthur whilst fucking ellie. hence getting an Anal Blowjob

by Arthur Roache December 16, 2009

Blowjob

The most pleasureable thing a man can recieve. It is the act of a woman sucking the hell out of the male organ, usually involves stroking, and deepthroating. When the man is about to cum a woman should swallow, it brings us men great satisfaction.

Miranda took my pants off and began to blowjob my hard cock. She looked up at me and she told me that when i was about to cum, dont say anything, she wanted it to be a surprise. Sure enough i came in her mouth, and she sucked me until i became soft agian.

by Loves2SPOOGEinurfaceeee January 14, 2010

Blowjob Jazz

Historically, blowjob jazz began where Vaudeville left off. Originating in the underground jazz scene in the early 1930's, the induction of hash cigarettes combined with the polyrhythms and syncopations of jazz music led way to willy-nilly fellatio and thus the timeless art known as blowjob jazz was born.

It is rumored, although not substantiated, that Ken Burns is planning to create a sequel to his "Jazz" miniseries documentary covering the events and shenanigans surrounding blowjob jazz entitled "BJJ, and The Influences on the Blue Note"

1. Hey you crazy kids, turn down that blowjob jazz and get off my lawn!!

by B.J Johnson October 5, 2009

Tycho Blowjob

Getting a blowjob while listening to the ambient-electronic music of "Tycho"

"Man, lastnight my girlfriend gave me a Tycho Blowjob while listening to the song "Dive", and I busted like crazy!"

by Billy Nobody February 25, 2015

blowjob in the rain

Romantic.

Give me a blowjob in the rain so it's romantic

by Truth4lyfe September 11, 2013

meta blowjob

When you watch a recording of yourself getting a blowjob in first person virtual reality while you are receiving a blowjob from the same person. Extra points if the person giving the blowjob matches the pace of the video.

Dude, I finally put my VR Headset to work last night. Julia gave me a meta blowjob that I won't ever forget. It was like blowjob inception.

by Tanavahst December 15, 2016