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bloody mcdougall

A disturbing act involving period sex. When all bloodied up, a guy pulls out and quickly rushes to the girl's face to paint a large line of red down one side. He will often shout "Freedom!" in his best Scottish accent, then run away.
If not for the Bloody McDougall I gave that chick, we would have only needed one towel.
by DB Wyld December 22, 2017
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Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him
Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
by Pineus December 5, 2017
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bloody tart

a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.

dated

a prostitute.

"the tarts were touting for trade"
'Claude! Hannah is such a useless maid! She's a bloody tart!'
by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015
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Bloody Mary

Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020
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Bloody Mary

When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
by Rigidsteel2 April 27, 2020
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Bloody Simba

When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!
That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves
by Colemansense March 22, 2019
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Bloody Marco

Similar to a bloody Mary with the distinct difference of extra spice!
You want a bloody Mary? I need to sweat out this hangover, I'll take a Bloody Marco!
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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