"Dave, where did you and your missus go last night? I lost sight of you" "We went to the toilet so she could receive a bloody orange while I wanked myself off in the corner"
by GoodKingSnakeman August 30, 2018

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.
Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.
by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014

by Meadows007 August 24, 2016

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.
by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016

The Bloody Diarrhea is a drink prepared by melting two heath klondike bars in the microwave and pouring it into a red solo cup. Another preparation method is to add a 1/2 cup of grenadine to the beverage.
The Bloody Diarrhea is shitty.
by Boobs are squishy October 31, 2021

I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.
by Captain Silver42 June 16, 2011

by zBulldogg May 28, 2019
