Blue blaster

When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.

"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"

by Nosidam December 16, 2017

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 13, 2018

anus blaster

When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered

Damn dude did you make the anus blaster

Yea I did

by Delta54 June 22, 2019

Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.

I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline

tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster

by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023

Ball Blaster 6

The coolest video game out there!

Hey billy, have you played Ball Blaster 6 yet?

by Lelopicus IIV May 30, 2025

Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.

"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"

by gl;on May 4, 2021