naked blanket

A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.

"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"

by martybrown November 27, 2012

Blanket balls

Balls so ugly that it only seems fitting to cover them up in wool sheeting.

Don't go out with Mike Cindy he's got major blanket balls.

by MikeCattleFish April 29, 2016

Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Blanket Flip

When you're on your back, you roll back wards and

push your knees in ur cheast and use ur hands to push forward to land on your feet. But all of it is in the air!

Do a blanket flip!!!

by THE Freshman Joe November 5, 2009

Yellow Blanket

What babies of unknown gender are brought home in.

Robbie's mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.

by Miss Know it all October 14, 2013

Blanket Princess

Blanket Princess is a fucking idiot who’s obsessed with bugs and is 10, she also is fruity as hell she’s a whole ass fruit basket. she screams a lot and is hyperactive, probably has adhd but shh don’t tell her parents because she’s an anxious chaos child with a gecko named prince beetle (admiral mcgullycutty)

*being defined*
“hey wait is that that fucker Blanket Princess”
“AAAAAAA”
“god fucking damnit it is her and she’s screaming”
“IS THHAT A FUCKING SHEEP”

by blanketprincess September 24, 2021

Safety Blanket

The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.

Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.

by XxXBennyBooXxX March 27, 2019