Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.

While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.

by Eddamommy October 19, 2019

Barbie Arms

When someone’s arm dimensions are the same width ad shape at the wrist through to the shoulder

Hey barbie arms , do you want a hand carrying that?

by Gangus Karn March 6, 2018

Badd Barbie

A mutha fucka who always gone clap back if her enemy is ready to attack… her flow is untouchable and she feeds off her prey . Just be aware wat you say to her..

Mafia queen talk her shit to badd Barbie and Badd Barbie will automatically slap that hoe out of nowhere

by Iam baddbarbie June 27, 2021

barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood

If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.

by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020

Barbie

Rhyming slang for BRB.

Okay, that's it y'all, I've had enough, BaRBie, I'm outta here.

by GlitterbugDancer October 4, 2023

porn barbie

Perfect slut ; an attractive woman that has a lot of sex.

She's such a porn barbie.

by Pornbarbie March 15, 2016

Schard barbie

A female meth addict who traffics her "cuteness" or physical "gifts" in exchange for schards of meth.

SCHARD BARBIE

Jane Doe aint nothing but a schard barbie.

by REDNNIK December 11, 2020