burrito-bomb

the throwing of a burrito(tacos,fajitas also acceptable) at a hooker. ( it is crucial to have taken at least one bite from the projectile to ensure maximum splatter upon impact. also so that you did not completely waste $.89 )

last night Dave and I went to Taco Bell, and on the drive home, Dave rolled down his window and burrito-bombed the shit out of this hooker!

by IrSotallyTober January 13, 2010

Cunt Burrito

A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.

Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"

by Chu~! September 24, 2011

Burrito Bear

A man who is extremly hungry and could eat all he could own and still be hungry at all times.

1. he just ate 9 pizzas, 4 bowls of rice and still hungry, such a burrito bear

by Golden cock September 9, 2010

breakfast burrito

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003

japanese burrito

Where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and then vomits in the process and continues the blowjob nonetheless.

Sally gave Jim a Japanese burrito the other night and it was sick.

by Lee Anderson December 5, 2007

Rehab Burritos

Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.

Dude, these Rehab Burritos shit reminds me of rehab!

by MaeCutie101 November 21, 2011

beefy burrito

When a young teen is enjoying the lavishing taste of a old womans vagina usually from age 40-55 and suddenly throws up all over her genital area

I heard Chaston gave Ms. Whorebuckle a beefy burrito last week.

by jay munney December 31, 2012