GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO 

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO by capturethefag February 10, 2021

Meaty Mexican burrito 

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

Meaty Mexican burrito by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

New Delhi Dick Burrito 

A moment for when you get hit on by a group of Indian girls.

Man, my friend doesn't even talk to me during school anymore because he's got his brown ass in a New Delhi Dick Burrito.

New Delhi Dick Burrito by matthewhernandez1999 May 19, 2015

breakfast burrito 

When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.

Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.

breakfast burrito by andy234567 May 30, 2006

Meat burrito 

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."

Meat burrito by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011

Mexican Burrito 

A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.

Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.

Mexican Burrito by Mike122344 March 13, 2009

chili cheese burrito 

When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.

That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!

chili cheese burrito by chudwilleatyourbaby January 26, 2009