Choda breath

the noxious smell that takes over one's breath after licking and sucking on a smelly crusty choda
Brenda had severe choda breath after licking the lint and dingle berries from the most hairy and vile choda.
by e.a. chodabreath definer January 10, 2004
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chinese breath

The poor state of breath that is common among Chinese people and / or people from varying Asian nationalities. It is considered somewhat foul and off-putting.
"Jessica hooked up with Allan, that Chinese guy but apparently he had Chinese breath. Now she is nervous about hooking up with other Asian men again."
by oranges&apples February 06, 2017
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soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.
Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.
by harry flashman September 18, 2003
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Penis breath

Someone who's breath resembles the stench of penis. This could be caused by giving head for a long period of time or be used to bust someone's chops.
1. Hey, brah get away from me, you have a bad case of penis breath.

2. Joe: Hey, what's up bro, I'm so fly and cool and too sexy for this shit!
Brad: Shut up penis breath
by CallMeBigD April 26, 2009
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Quiff Breath

The smell of your breath after eating a girl out especially one with a dank pussy. Also used as an insult.
After eating out Diane, I had some nasty quiff breath.

"Shut your fucking mouth, quiff breath!"
by Santos_911 February 17, 2006
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cum-breath

cum-breath is the smell on my breath after I give my cadet roomie a blowjob and cumgasm.
I just gave Skip a BJ, and now I've got cum-breath!
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020
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CAN'T BREATHE

Normally used on tumblr. An expression used when something's so funny the person is laughing so hard they can't breathe. Or maybe they can and they're just exaggerating and are only laughing a little.
*a gif of a penguin failing to catch fish and falling into the water*
" OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BREATHE THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWHRE HEEEELP"
by libertylu January 06, 2014
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