ex boyfriend

the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!

man what a back stabber

boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people

by ebsky December 28, 2005

chinese boyfriend

A man of Asian decent who is family oriented, skilled in techniques of love balancing both emotional and physical and mental harmony.

My chinese boyfriend is so sweet. Today when he got back from work he asked me how my day was while rubbing my feet!

by wnddrrwmnn January 16, 2005

ex boyfriend

ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Jelousy causing event, that leads to the destruction of all men.

I just talked to my ex boyfriend...
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!

by jesta:--> October 19, 2003

ex boyfriend

Ex boyfriends are the enemy. They tell you they love you and then stab you in the back and it the heart and leave you for your best friend

Example? You want an example? How about my ex boyfriend calling me every day to tell me how much he likes my best friend, right after we had broken up, and then turns around and calls her and tells her he loves her, and it turns out she loves him too

by emmaroo December 30, 2004

instagram boyfriend

he'd go to ends of the earth to get the perfect instagram picture for his girlfriend

Damn, he's perfect - wifey, instagram boyfriend, bae - all in one!

by classyyhoe October 19, 2017

Boyfriend

Girls are lucky to have them...but what they don’t realize is they sometimes put a lot of pressure on them, they’ll say your doing something wrong and if you give “negative feedback” they will take it to the heart. Either way you love them and do anything for them and hopefully they will do the same. Relationships are a two working concept not one. :)

“I love my boyfriend he is always there for me and I hope he knows I’m here for him too”.”

by Just saying...334455 June 10, 2018

Boyfriend Points

When a new boyfriend does whatever he thinks his girlfriend would like, such as following her around. Quite like being whipped, but doing so just to get in her pants. Enough Boyfriend Points gets you to SCORE.

Guy 1: Dude, that new guy is all over that ugly girl.
Guy 2: Yeah he's going for some Boyfriend Points.
Guy 1: That makes sense.

by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009