Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

Bag of Twat

Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.

Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!

by an_angry_person December 17, 2016

flesh bag

A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.

Your ex Dave is a flesh bag....

by bookworm July 15, 2020

bag shag

When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.

Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face

Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her

by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017

Bag Laugh

-is defined by a person or persons making a somewhat funny comment while a person of authority is present that is followed by a loud obnoxious usually over the top laugh.

"Hey guys I wish my arms were a little longer so I could reach the bottom of my pockets" (insert loud bag laugh here).

by T-Klash August 19, 2013

Garbage Bagged

To be in a state of such drunkenness, that it would be necessary to cover all valuable items in garbage bags in order to protect them from vomit.

He was so garbage bagged he vomited all over my house

by garbage bags June 30, 2011

Bag Man

Is a guy or man who has very little to popularity so he will strategically date or hook up with a girl or woman who has a tighter money game and more popular than he is. This move is for clout and to elevate or boost his popularity to a higher level.

Follower 1: I thought ol’ boy was ballin’ like a rock star and a high profile celeb before he hooked up with ol’ girl.
Follower 2: Nah ol’ boy’s money game and popularity ghosted him until he hooked up with ol’ girl who put that bag man on the map.

by Starving Artist246 January 20, 2023