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awkward

1) slightly off kilter or odd
2) the result of intoxication
3) The Language of the under-water or "AQU-WORD"
1) that dude is awkward
2) he was awkward after 42 shots of jager
3) i wonder if that fish speaks aqu-word
by I'm just half a man August 2, 2006
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awkward sandwich

When two people are hugging and a third person comes up and hugs one of them from behind, pressing their crotch up against the person's ass, thus making an awkward sandwich.
"Hey Madi."
"Oh, hey, Kayla."
They hug each other. Hunter comes up and hugs Madi from behind and whispers, "Awkward Sandwich."
by chexxmix August 28, 2010
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Awkward Toro

A handmovement developed as an alternative to the Awkward Turtle while a group of teenagers lived in Spain for a month on a Study Abroad program.

The Awkward Toro is formed by forming all fingers into a fist except for the two index fingers and then wiggling both fingers around the temple area of one's skull, as if simulating a bull's horns.
I think I accidentally told my Spanish Family that I have herpes...awkward toro moment.
by Metallicfire August 10, 2006
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awkward

the state of being totally incapacitated by an action that has just occured leaving the person in an uncomfortable way
"If you can read this than you are the reason why i'm uncomfortable"-sweatshirt

"al's so awkward"-dan

"wow."-al
by hollie bo bollie December 13, 2004
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awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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Awkward How are you? text conversation

It is the epitome of a text conversation that leads to no productive result at all. Very short and point less. It might seem like the person texting you wants to chat with you, but in reality it just leaves you with an awkward silence.
Person A: Hey, what's up? You called.
Person B: Yeah. Nothing, just wanted to see how you were doing.
Person A: I'm fine thank you! How are you?
Person B: I'm fine.

END OF Awkward How are you? text CONVERSATION
by 0078*9 July 7, 2011
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An Awkward Max

When a boy goes to hug a girl from behind and in doing so, accidentally gropes that said girl.
Boy 1 : Hugs girl from behind
*Accidentally gropes girl*
Girl : Errmm could you get off me!?
Girl : He's just done An Awkward Max
by iMaKeuPrAnDomShIt May 7, 2011
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