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The dorkiest dork in history. He is a music nerd and always loses the girls. He get them quick but drops them quick too. He definitely isn’t the most stunning person in the galaxy. There are a few pros to this mess though; he is good at sports and will eventually get that sexy body that all girls love. And he will also become quite attractive in years to come.He will amount to good things in the future, but for now, he is a wimpy nerd.
Kid: Ewwww it’s austin!
Kid from the future: Don't worry he will turn out... eventually!
Austin by Bobbysusie March 17, 2020
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Is probably on of those guys who has a small redhead gay guy who has a tiny penis, is a squeaker and only plays Fortnite with a soccer skin.
Guy 1: have you seen Austin?
Guy 2: do you mean that annoying red head?
Guy 1: Yes that one
Austin by Yeetman69420360 April 15, 2020
A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self
That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here
Austin by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020
An abusive little bitch that beats on women. Waits for women to be in a emotional vulnerable postition and swoops in to manipulate her into his grasp. He will play off a great person to the public, til the doors are closed. Will beat a mother in front of her kids.. Locks his and his girlfriends kids outside for the majority of the day, so they can "talk"(smoke meth, abuse his girlfriend, neglect 1 yr old).
Anybody: Austin Boswell is such a manipulative, abusive, cunt.
Everybody: We already knew from when he beat the hell out of his pregnant ex, Jami.
The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
Austin by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
Kinda a nerd that can suck it.
SUCK IT AUSTIN!
Austin by Nickolas Sata July 14, 2020