Night at the Museum 

Night at the Museum is an awesome movie (there are actually 3 movies) starring Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Crystal the monkey, Mickey Rooney, Owen Wilson, and more. :)

You’all should totally watch Night at the Museum! It’s completely awesome!

Night at the Museum by -MavisGirl June 9, 2018

shouting at tea 

When someone is getting irrationally angry and venting this anger at a completely innocent third party on the internet.

This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.

Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.

shouting at tea by brian_of_london February 26, 2020

Touch Dicks At The Tips 

!. It's when you touch the tip of your penis to another man's penis tip
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.

I have secret mike that I need to tell you. Sshhh Don't say it aloud. Are you mad?? Let's go in the bathroom so we can touch dicks at the tips. Okay, bro. Your secret is safe with me.

Touch Dicks At The Tips by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018

You was at the club

Something to say when feeling eshay.

someone: what did you do today?
Me: You was at the club

You was at the club by Heyitzimy March 28, 2019

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

panic at the disco

A rock band orignating out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Usually only known for their good looks, not their music.
Looking past that will show their exquisite lyrics, and great abilities as a band.

Girl - OMG OMG i love brendon urie of panic at the disco, he's so hot !
Me - wow, you are retarded. your mind consists of only a black hole, leading to nowhere.

panic at the disco by ktln. April 20, 2008

Drop the kids off at the pool 

Take a sh*t, a dump, a crapper.

I gotta go, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by I know a guy November 12, 2009