up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.

CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"

by JOSHUA CONLEY January 20, 2008

Blackwater Assassin co.

Blackwater Assassin co. is a company that employs many assassins, and families of assassins, to do their biddings. Blackwater has been around for generations, even dating back to the Victorian times. This deadly company will not stop until their objectives have been completed. They get the information on their target, and assign the target an assassin. They then reveal the information to the assassin at hand, and then give him the "green light" to go ahead and do his job. Blackwater prides itself on its secrecy in remaining discreet and anonymous, even though its assassins cannot stop talking about it constantly to their friends on-line. In most cases, Blackwater's assassins are all around us. Even your mom could be one. SO WATCH OUT.

Guy 1: Bro, I was in a chat-room and got threated by someone. I took it lightly until he said he was an assassin.

Guy 2: An assassin, he must be from Blackwater Assassin co.

by ThunderCock69 March 3, 2010

assmaggot

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.

how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)

by Pending April 30, 2003

assmaduff

the hugest ass in the world

look at that assmaduff

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

assasinofdemise

1) a strange homosexual living in upstate new york 2) one having no problem annying others 3)an "Ass" 4) one who enjoys death, mutilation and destruction

assasinofdemise is a real prick

by bob frapples December 24, 2004

assistrance

verb: The act of reciting information to customers that you've done thousands of times before

"I gave this lady assistrance with booking a flight because I get that question all the time."

by No Merit Badge June 3, 2009

Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010