Toilet Art

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.

I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Lack of Art

When someone denies pure art.

That gimp denied my solid piece of artistry they got a bare lack of art

by Beltazar November 11, 2017

bed art

Having sex while covered with paint

"Hey wanna try bed art tonight?"

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017

Digital art

Digital art is when somebody draws something on a computer/laptop/tablet/phone.
When you don't draw on paper , or anything that involves in real life.

Many artist use digital art to create videos/animations/fan arts or drawings in general.

HOWEVER You can use traditional art to do the drawing, then take a pic and make a digital art over it.

Person 1: Hey, did you do traditional art?

Person 2: No, l did digital art. It's made on a tablet.

by WoolfGirl_124 May 10, 2020

Dirty Art

The act of painting a Van Gogh style image with your dick on your partners back and ass after a thorough/ rough ass fucking. Using a nice mix of cum, lube, shit, and possibly blood.

Last night I did a Dirty Art on Rachel it was Sunflowers in a Vase and frankly was almost to beautiful to wash off.

by Early the Pearl June 14, 2019

art gremlin

A gremlin, but of the artist variety. They are generally mischievous, prefer the dark, and are highly food motivated. They spend long hours working on art, to the point of neglecting personal relationships, health, and hygiene. On the rare occasion that they appear in public, they may appear totally normal, or even cute.

guy 1: Have you seen Karen lately? I haven't seen her in weeks!
guy 2: No, her thesis is coming up and she's turned into an art gremlin.

by alarnia0 June 10, 2017

Postmodernist Art

Pointless, ugly, unpleasant dribble that could enter a competition against found garbage and still lose made by talent-less posers steeped in smug, self-affirming attitudes of rebellion and uniqueness, while in fact being neither rebellious nor unique.

You can't thrash on the floor and make screeching noises in the MoMA and call it postmodernist art. It's not edgy and nihilistic, you just suck too much to actually make anything.

by The One True Dodd August 28, 2018