Digital artists

A traditional artist's mortal enemy.

Cece: God, I hate digital artists.
Fahn: Yeah, they've all got their heads stuck up their arses.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

Cone Artist

Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.

Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."

by SteamUser24632332 September 14, 2021

Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

artistic license

Any choice made in the production of anything the artist calls art.

"So I took a bit of artistic license, okay? It's called "Queen Kong Lear", about an apewoman who feels unloved by her sons. If Shakespeare were alive today he'd totally love it."

by Monkey's Dad March 10, 2020

Wordle artist

Someone with creative energy who makes curious visual patterns within the context of the Wordle game meant to challenge verbal skills.

Michael who is a natural Wordle Artist made a green smile emoji pattern with a yellow nose within his Wordle post solution.

by HappyDitto January 20, 2024

disney wants their artist back

A compliment for someone’s art that says it’s really good, maybe even Disney level

I’m getting a phone call. Disney wants their artist back.

by EmberTheCat March 24, 2022

fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.

John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."

by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016