Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022

Top rack apples

Best stuff, top of the hierarchy,.

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"

by anonymous July 14, 2023

Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.

Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"

by derogatoryterms January 20, 2024

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

The chicken and the apples

Logan

You know that saying, the chicken and the apples

by Angelnchico May 6, 2024

green fried apples

Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.

"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"

by cee._kay_ January 3, 2025