Anime

Anime characters don’t pull shit on you. They don’t stab you in the back and blackmail you. They don’t break up with you or ignore you. They don’t stop being friends with you after four years without explaining why. Sure they don’t exist, but they’re better than 90% of the people that do.

I prefer anime over humans.

by Ummimnotsure September 28, 2017

anime bitches

Thicc or sexually appealing anime females who probably have mountains of hentai and doujins drawn of them and who's tiddies are especially appealing to look at.

Weeb 1: Damn dude you see those anime bitches on the show that aired last night?
Weeb 2: hell yeah, the blonde one had some big ass tiddies.
Weeb 3: you guys like anime girls? *Scoff* get a life.
Weeb 1 and Weeb 2: ANIME BITCHES ARE LIFE!!!

by Don't pre order July 10, 2018

anime

A Japanese Cartoon. The STEREOTYPICAL anime usually follows this formula

~Bland male protagonist that makes everyone else in the anime look amazing
~Add a bubbly cute female character that is always happy/acts like a little kid
~Add a brooding character that believes everything is stupid
~Add a villain or two to add tension
~Storyline
~Bland male protagonist develops a relationship with a female that has a colorful personality
~Drama
~Ending, everything turns out for the best usually

Stereotypical Character
~Big hair that is wildly colorful (think neon green or plum purple)
~Eccentric outfit
~Big Ass Eyes
~Giant boobs (for the ladies)
~Four different kinds of personality's: Bubbly, Brooding, Angst-y, or Delightfully kind hearted

Honestly, if your looking anime on the internet.... I would just watch a few episodes of a couple of different animes (on netflix or hulu) to see if anime is something you would enjoy. Careful though! Because it can be addictive

anime, xxxHolic, Samurai Champloo, Naruto, Fruits Basket, and so much more!

by Whoa..whoa...just whoa December 5, 2012

Anime

Annyoing form of animation that people who wear clip-on fox tails on their pants always talk about and never shut up about-no matter how uninterested their victim clearly is

Alexa in my English class was wearing a clip on fox tail on her jeans while talking about Anime

Caroline wouldn't stop talking about Pokemon even though nobody cared about Pikachu and Weedle

I regrettably watched Sailor Moon when I was 5 not knowing it was Anime

by repoed2 January 13, 2009

anime

The Japanese artists who draw anime females seem to have a serious cat fetish. Seriously, just look at the female faces. Don't they look catlike? With the small noses, huge mouths, and big watery, cute, hypnotic eyes. Not that it matters though, since the babes have big, bouncing, perfect tits and sexy, curvacious asses to go with the faces, and cats are cool. God I wanna get me one of those girls to make my dick very happy :^))

Anime babes are fuckably HOT, too bad the male characters just don't know what they're missing by NOT fucking them already.

by Toad March 31, 2003

anime

The most retarded shit ever. The characters eyes are big and the women dress half naked and their boobs practically pop out of there tight usually school girl outfits. Retarded plots that are confusing and make daytime soap operas look like kindergarten math as far as understanding goes. The characters mouth are non-existent when talking, but when laughing become huge. Also everyone that watches it is lame and immature as hell. They talk in cutsey voices and make me want to bitch slap them. Aslo theres porno of it, which is fucking clown shoes since u can get real porno everywhere. Its gay shit.

anime is for retarded queers who fuck their mothers in the anus.

by Ranger Rimjob April 1, 2005

anime

another word for cartoon that makes teenagers feel better about watching it

"omg i luuuuurve anime"
"oh, do you mean cartoons?"

by Dr Awesome phd.a December 2, 2009