n. A young girl with issues who has intermitten bouts of rage. In the case of someone who is 'angry candy', these moments are ironic and sad, because the girl is so small she can't actually damage anything other than herself.
"Relax, angry candy. It'll all be over soon, so put down the pillow and take a moment of chill, kay?"
by Robert Akins April 17, 2006
Get the Angry Candymug. when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.
Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.
by porkizzle the thrizzle November 10, 2008
Get the angry bullridermug. Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
by Xtrminatr September 16, 2005
Get the Angry Piratemug. While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.
Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!
by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010
Get the Angry Crackberrymug. An unique state of rage charcterized by the need to insert a mouth guard in order to protect oneself from biting through one's lower jaw.
by Saucemous Maximus April 29, 2009
Get the Mouthguard Angrymug. by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021
Get the Angry birdsmug. When you're hitting her from behind, you quickly pick up a nearby USB drive and you stick up on of her empty slots and you quickly yell "THIS USB DRIVE IS 3.0 AND SUPER FAST. USE CODE ERECTAL DYSFUNCTION TO GET 10% OFF YOUR LEXAR PRODUCTS".
by zooblesdoobles September 17, 2017
Get the angry zooblesmug.