I'm friends with Andre, unfortunately.
by brahkie December 17, 2023

Andres has a big forehead, can’t fight, talks some big trash, can’t get a girlfriend, he look like a goof.
by AndresSucksBalls123 December 14, 2019

Andres is a man or boy that is usually called "cute" and has teddy bear qualities, Andres is usually shy at first but if you spend the time to meet and talk to him he would make a GREAT friend and you would definitely not regret it, Andres is usually smart and can sense danger if he feels that there's a risk of getting caught while doing something you best know that he is wanting to stop or turn around he usually wears shorts and likes wearing black, white or gray and has curly hair, Andres usually do not like when they are made fun of their weight or such and might even start working out to lose all that.
Person 1 : Yo did you meet Andres yet?
Person 2:Nah I didn't have the time, how's he like?
Person 1: He's SUPER funny and lovable Andres might have become my best friend in a day!!!
Person 2:Nah I didn't have the time, how's he like?
Person 1: He's SUPER funny and lovable Andres might have become my best friend in a day!!!
by Ghosthatswag November 29, 2021

Andres is an incest child
by THE GOD OF RAT May 30, 2019

Andre is the dumbest mother fucker you’ll ever meet, he thinks he's cool but he’s a dick for brains. Andre most likely works out because he has no real friends that want to hangout with him because he’s that much of a dick. Andre is probably lonely constantly and has no communication skills
Girl: Andre you’re such a weirdo
Andre: Stfu w*gger
Boy: Dude she was flirting with you
Andre: Idc bully or be bullied
Andre: Stfu w*gger
Boy: Dude she was flirting with you
Andre: Idc bully or be bullied
by anonymous January 8, 2022

by Nico sanders December 2, 2024
